You are a strange beast, aren’t you? You don’t half get off on your personal success, it appears. We aren’t accusing you of insider trading btw, nor would the Gordon your name is inspired by have been anywhere near our quiz, but we do suspect you might follow the greed is good ideology. Or, more likely, the one that goes: the more money I make, the more people I can help, the better I feel, the more money I can make.

We are sure there are good things done with the cash you throw off rooftops at the needy below you, but we aren’t sure you care what they are, beyond your own glorification, so it put us in a bit of a tricky situation. Do we want your money, if our association with you might damage our integrity?