It’s been a strange roundabout way to get here, and it is possible you are some sort of computer, rather than a multifaceted human type. But who knows?

If you are real, you know what you want, and that’s using your money to make practical change happen in a way that gets you noticed. See the change, see you. Bingo. Once we have established your reality, and providing you aren’t secretly an oil tycoon or arms dealer, we reckon we could look good together.